netless

net-less. To be without the net. To not have an internet connection.

<Shinosuke> Damn man~ internet in NZ sucks so bad that I'm paying so much for a shit connection! If i keep this up.. I'm gonna be broke!!
<Person1> So? Noone cares.
<Shinosuke> Ughh.. If I'm broke.. i cant pay for the internet! Get it?! Then I'll be netless! Then you have noone to diss!!!!
<Person1> stfu. Noone cares.
<Shinosuke> AHHHH!! mofo!!!
* Shinosuke kills himself.

by Shinosuke May 11, 2004

nutless

Not in posession of ones male reproductive organs. This does not include the penis as it is merely a delivery device.

After Brads bull riding accident, he became nutless.

by Snot416 August 1, 2007

nutless monkey

noun: someone with no particular skill.

The phrase appears in the movie Tropic Thunder, when the character Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise) tells a studio executive "A nutless monkey could do your job."

by Lorem Ipsum December 4, 2013

nutless wonder

A man who A)upon meeting a beautiful girl puts his nuts in a jar and gives them to her to put on her nightstand or ,B)loses his balls for lack of use.

A)Steve bought his girlfriend of 3 months a car. He is the king of the nutless wonders.
B)The boss is really pushing James around. Nutless wonder.

by Varnell August 7, 2006

Nutless Dick Sac

The occurrence of being born without testicles in your scrotum sac but instead the gist of the sac is permeated with a magnum sized dong.

Joseph's roommate dropped his shower towel to reveal a perfectly shaped nutless dick sac.

Every time i tug on my nutless dick sac it fills with more liquid.

After I knocked Rich out i tea-bagged him with my nutless dick sac.

by jcash2 January 21, 2010

Nutless fuck

A person having no guts, and no glory.

Nate you Nutless fuck! Are you talking dumb again?

by Whiskyghost October 1, 2016

nutless sack of dick

Someone who is too much of a pussy to order a pizza over the phone.

If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".

by mackerbruny February 9, 2010