Nachos, in its most
pure form, consists of tortilla chips and cheese. Any kind of cheese is accepted: nacho cheese (comes in a jar, I don't really know what it actually is but it's tasty as
heck), cheddar, pepperjack... it depends on the person preparing it.
One may have cheese melted over a bowl/plate of chips, or
one can dip chips into cheese (nacho cheese works best for this). Nachos = munchies solver.
San
Diego natives, the most superior class of humans, all know the beauty of carne asada nachos: carne asada strips, guacamole, sour cream,
beans, cheese, and if you want, jalapenos: all over tortilla chips.
In the end, what constitutes as nachos depends on the person. Nachos are delicious and will make you fatter.
Person brought up in hell: Hey Michelle, what are you eating? That smells so frickin good!! Let me try some *tries some and has an
orgasm before entering nirvana*. This is seriously the best thing I've ever tried... too
bad I'm allergic to cheese.
Michelle: That's nachos,
dude. Nachos.