mubff

Mega Ultra Best Friend Forever

Patrick: We're BFFs
Spongebob: No, we're MUBFFs
Patrick: Huh?
Spongebob: Mega Ultra BFFs
….Epic High Five!!!!!

by S. Squarepants February 1, 2014

Crust muffin

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Muffin kisses

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.

My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.

by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

muffie

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009

Wagga muffin

Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.

example:

Aye is a wagga muffin.

Aye is a wagga muffin

by swaggyprincess96 April 4, 2015

Muff Fax

Like in the car commercials for Carfax where it has the information on the car like how many owners wrecks and problems. Muff Fax is the info on a girls muff and how many "owners'' or problems like std's or anything undesirable.

Alex: I wonder how many guys she has been with?

John: We need to get some Muff Fax!

by 748134 September 1, 2011

Muff Gust

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.

A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert

by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011