moonspell

It is a spell made under the moon by the Witches of Salem.

Also the name of a band that sings "In and above men".

*person 1* Hey! Did you go to see Moonspell last night?
*person 2* I thought the Witches of Salem were dead!

by PunkAss May 2, 2006

Moonspell

A very good metal band, I recommend the album 'antidote'

Me: Hey, you know a band called Moonspell
Them: No
Me: Pulls out gas powered bazooka

by David May 13, 2005

Moonspell

Portuguese (from Portugal) metal band

Moonspell have kick ass concerts

by Marcus March 5, 2005

moonspell

what happens when scary looking mother fuckers pick up insturments. if you go to one of their concerts, eye shadow is mandatory

i was going to go to a moonspell show, but i didnt have enough black clothing

by morgan freeman April 15, 2005

moonspeak

Another way of saying Japanese. It is taken from Turn-A-Gundam, in which the Moon has it's own race of people.

"I can't tell wtf is going on in this doujin becuase I don't understand moonspeak"

by /m/oron August 1, 2006

Moosellision

When one's vehicle collides with a moose.

As they were driving back from Hamilton, Michelle (who for the record was puking uncontrollably) and her dad had a moosellision. They miraculously survived to tell about it, however the same cannot be said about the 1500 lb moose.

by benk9020 March 16, 2009

Monsellite

Common phrase used to describe someone who lives in or originated from the village of Eyres Monsell, Leicestershire, UK. Usually around 5" 5' tall (5 foot 5 inches), slight forward slumping posture. Their accent is quite unique, with most words spoken ending in "arr", e.g. "lestdarr" and "how uh yarr" (the latter being rarely spoken).

Most commonly seen living in a house that could easily be condemned, with at least 7 children who sometimes have names but most of the time are referred to by a number, which gets tricky when they have more than 10 children as they run out of fingers to count on.

Residents are deemed outcasts from the area if they;
a) have no burnt out cars on their front garden, if they have a garden that is
b) have less than 5 children within 4 years
c) are over 50 years old
d) don't reek of piss at least six days a week
e) have in-date road tax on their 'car'

see also: Braunite

"you're such a Monsellite!"
"you smell like a Monsellite"
"blimey, she's got 9 kids.. must be a Monsellite"
"his car tax is overdue.. what a Monsellite"

by Adey August 8, 2004