moasting

A verb signifying the combination of moaning and boasting, often employed by celebrities.

This morning, Lord Melbury moasted "Poor me, I have to attend a three hour awards ceremony to accept a lifetime achievement award!" Jim commented that all this moasting was beginning to get on his nerves.

by Fabio Albertin February 15, 2009

whore-masting

Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.

Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.

by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009

moisting

When you are currently getting moist

This is such good porn i am moisting

by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

by vloky July 1, 2004

mousting

the act of jousting into someone's mouth with one's erect penis or a dildo

Betsy: "Janice, want to go mousting tonight?"
Janice: "Sure Betsy, let's go to the club and find some hunks to moust with"

by MattBallea July 25, 2014

poo masting

The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.

Ben was caught on the toilet poo masting.
He poo masted.
He is a poo masta.

by Poo star February 14, 2008

Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.

Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"

by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012