miscarriage

In short terms, it's when a woman loses a baby during pregnancy, which is something that cannot be stopped.

Bob: My wife just had an miscarriage...
Bob's Best Friend: I'm sorry man...

by pseudonynynynym November 25, 2015

miscarriage

it's when you loose the baby during pregnancy.. most of the time before you even realize you're pregnant. you can notice it from vaginal bleeding and cramps that are not part of your period.

Nothing can be done to stop a miscarriage

by veggieness May 15, 2005

miscarriage

The failure to "give birth" to a sneeze. It is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. Not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.

Joe: Dude, I almost died on the way to work today.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.

by Dano Magnum October 30, 2006

miscarriage

God's method of abortion.

About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).

Thank God that welfare-sucking bitch had a miscarriage.

by bumbleclot May 6, 2009

miscarriage

a god given abortion.

whats red, 6 inches long, and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her? her miscarriage.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 27, 2021

miscarriage

A natural abortion

Christina was walking and she felt a tingly feeling in her pelvis, it was a miscarriage.

by KianTech November 24, 2009

miscarriage

an abortion you have in a Subway restroom.

Chick: I think I had a miscarriage in the restroom. What do I do with it? Dude: Put it in a bag and take it to the ER so they can tell you what's wrong with it and throw it away.

by Asshole of the Month September 11, 2011