minnowed

When a girl screws you over and puts you in the "friend Zone".

Dave:Man,I just talked to sarah and she said she wants to be just friends

Ron:Man you minnowed

by Daver42 March 20, 2007

minnow

Small fry - one who is swimming out of their depth.

Spud came on the stag with us but the minnow wet to bed at about 12!

by gh August 11, 2003

Minnow

A small and insignificant person trying to make a big difference in the world. Usually laughed at for it's pathetic attempts to changing the world.

Haha, do you see that minnow? He's so stupid, thinking he can become something.

by Elizabethstark June 17, 2016

Minnow

A term used often with endearment or affection but with the specific purpose of notifying the recipient, that they are either 1) having a blonde moment or 2) need to engage the banter region of the brain or 3) need to get with it!

Cool Guy: Tod you're such a minnow!

by TheCadburysDiaryMilkTrayMan October 22, 2012

Minnows

Children of the Mennonites. Known for being very mystical. Typical attributes include small body frames, morbid bashfulness and an extreme curiosity towards electronics, most notably, televisions. It is widely accepted that the only way to break the stare of a minnow is to stare back with the intensity of wolverine. Thus rendering their power useless.

Yesterday, a large group of minnows caught me off guard while i attempted to sell a tv.

by Adam Tyne September 15, 2006

minnow

a term meaning "mini-hoe". It's usually a 4th-7th grade girl dressed in abercrombie, uggs, etc. They're destined to be hoes as big girls.

"She's 12! She's not a hoe, she's a minnow"

"She's wearing the tightest clothes and she probably JUST learned how to read, what a minnow"

by OOOOHLAWDY May 3, 2010

minnow

is the young guys who date cougars. Most are young and need some good sexin

damn i didnt know he was a minnow, that bitch is twice his age!!

by cha brah June 7, 2010