Minge

A slang term for vagina, typically used in the UK, particularly in the south.

Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.

An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"

I'll never get tired of looking at minge on the Internet!

You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!

Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!

by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022

Minge

The area on the female body including the mons pubis, clitoris and vaginal regions. Also knows as a 'pussy' pussytwat

As she bent over the coffin I could tell she forgot to put on underwear as I could see her minge..

by ReubenTroy September 22, 2016

minge

The minge is not the actual vagina, but the hair surrounding the area. On the labia majora and the pubic mound. Loose, shaggy hair that is not neatly trimmed, and may be a little fragranced with 'girl perfume'.

"My minge is so sweaty, and tufts of hair are coming out the side of my pants. Perhaps I should get a Brazillian."

by helen smellen July 31, 2004

Minge

Minge means car in the UK. People often call it a minge and won’t be referred as anything else.

i like your minge! What colour is your minge? When did you last wash your minge

by tomprattx January 25, 2022

Minge

A British slang term for Vagina

"Ooh, me minge is kicking out a right pong!!"

by The Dannii November 21, 2006

Minge

The Female Vagina;
Originally From Old German and Pronounced Minger, with a hard G ; it has travelled through all the European Nations Via Migration of Populations through the ages.

" All men come out of a minge on the first day of their Life and then they (nearly all) spend the rest of their lives trying to get into one. "

by Cyril Squirrel April 7, 2007

minge

The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat

i was munching minge till my jaw ached

by Geordie February 7, 2004