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messMS

the words used when someone screws around or annoys you by using SMS
pronounced MESS-EM-ESS
"Fuck, Todd won't stop messMSing me about his party tomorrow"
by Cooper Pooper Scooper October 20, 2008
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Messmered

1.) When everybody you know, and some you don't make fun of you non-stop.
2.) When everyone looks at you as the biggest homo around.
3.) When a freshman shoots down a Senior asking them to prom.
"You got so messmered by everyone tonight, god you fuckin' gay."
by sizzlemynizzle April 4, 2003
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No One Messes with Joe

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.
Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."
by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009
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mucks and messes

Mucks and Messes consist of chocolate, crisps and fizzy drinks.
things that children tend 2 love but are no good for them.

Things that will get you messy eating them.

junk food
'I'm not buying Mucks and Messes they will make u fat!'
by bettny December 30, 2012
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Messissippi

Uh-oh, I'm supposed to take a business trip to Messissippi. Hick o'clock!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019
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Hot Messes

Defined, "hot messes" refers to when a "person's appearance is in a state of total disarray while still maintaining an undeniable attractiveness" & allure.

Hot messes' are appealing for a variety of reasons, most notably because they're generally unexpected, capricious, & agonizingly provocative. Additionally, numerous contingent factors make duplication rare and continual repetition virtually impossible.

No one set of guidelines can perpetually determine what distinguishes a "hot mess" from an above-average train wreck. Regardless of the circumstances, you know it when you see it; because they are typically conspicuous, and obviously they are always awesome.

**The term "hot mess" can also characterize a unique setting or situation, although in this context the usage parameters become more difficult to quantify.
Justin: "Did you see Molly this morning? We partied all night and she ended up passing out on the lawn."
Eric: "Yea, she came in this morning to find the rest of her clothes. She looked terrible, and awesome."
Justin: "Damn, hot messes' like that don't come around very often."
by jbalbs@kstate January 18, 2011
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messessary

Something that is messy, but in the end, necessary.
Regardless of how difficult legal research is, you must do it...it's messessary.
by Mixmaster W September 7, 2019
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