by oldusedcondom January 01, 2022
When you nut onto your girls, face giving her a facial. It's the way that your hot, warm froth has covered her face and is dripping off makes her look like she is a snowman that is melting.
by SmuckLordSmeagle July 16, 2019
When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.
by slushee November 29, 2018
A politically correct version of "It ain't over till the fat lady sings". It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an season or event which is still in progress. A phrase is used when a situation or season is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an season or event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with the end of the winter season pending the last frost.
by yolweneg May 17, 2021
by RandyCouget December 01, 2018
The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024