McDip

When you leave a social function with the specific intent of getting McDonald’s.

Guy: “Dude, I’m kinda hungry and I kinda wanna leave this party.”
Girl: “Let’s McDip.”

by Jambo1134 July 1, 2018

mcdip

To leave or more specifically run away.

" so you got the stuff?"
"Yeah I got the-oh shit it's the police! Mcdip! Mcdip!"

by Oscar the dragon slayer May 5, 2018

McDicnic

For the times that a picnic is made up of only McDonalds food.

My family had a McDicnic last Saturday at the park.

by Tommy2113 June 11, 2020

McDiarrhea

When you eat spoiled and/or rotten food at McDonalds and later get diarrhea

Crap, now I have McDiarrhea from eating that Big Mac.

by Writer99 August 22, 2012

Michael McDiddle

An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.

"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."

by MugsyBogus May 23, 2013

McDicks

What McDonalds' employees affectionately refer to their place of work as.

I work at McDicks, and it sucks.

by anonymous April 9, 2005

Mcdigits

while at a Mcdonalds location you get a girls phone number

person 1: Did you see Toby over there? He got some Mcdigits.
person 2: Tobys a boss

by boss fer sher September 22, 2011