manager's special

Ejaculating on someone before you fire them.

Justin if you dont get your bitch ass to work im going to give you a manager's special.

by Trooperholman Sr March 24, 2012

Manager's Niece

an ugly waitress at a nice restaurant (or any other situation where all other females workers are 'coincidentally' much more attractive)

yo outta all the fine-ass waitresses up in here we get that pale skinned fatass bitch?? manager's niece FO SHO

by Johnny Ballsack December 9, 2008

Manager's Special

The sexual act of fornicating a woman in the anus, knocking her out, and then wiping your shitty dick on her lips.

Maria was giving me attitude last night, so I took her to the bedroom and gave her the Manager's Special.

by UncleGubGubGubsy July 28, 2019

brina's manged monkey

The tastiest of manged monkeys. No other manged monkey compares to the mangeus monkeus el brinias. Please see manged monkey

After his cigar and brandy, he yelled bring me my brina's manged monkey.

by CT January 1, 2005

National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day

Occurs every year on August 20th to appreciate employees hard work and dedication.

He was skeptical about National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day, wondering if this day was actually real.

by Told ya soooo August 20, 2023

Schrodinger's Project Manager

A workplace phenomenon where resources assigned to a project are simultaneously worthless and invaluable, where the act of interacting with the project manager forces a classification.

"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"

"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"

Person 1: "I can't believe our PM made us attend that four hour meeting... We told them we didn't have anything to contribute, and they're telling me they need my pull request in by tomorrow because the project is behind"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"

by Bob Costas' Gym Teacher July 1, 2020

manager stick

The ability of executives, supervisors, or members of management to attract female employees ranked below them simply by being their superiors.

Grant: Did you see that smokin' hot intern Brian hooked up with?

Jim: Yah. Brian's the boss. He's got the manager stick.

by The JIC January 8, 2007