Lockblock

When one person prematurely trys to open the passenger door on a vehicle while the driver simultaneously trys to unlock the door, causing it to relock and keep the passenger outside.

"Hey man let me in the car already, it's cold out here!"

"I've been trying to, but you've lockblocked me like 5 times in a row now!"

by Stytches June 9, 2005

lockblock

The phenomenon that occurs when someone is trying to open a car door while someone else is trying to unlock the door at the same, resulting in a still locked door. Followed by repeated attempts and pointing and laughing.

Person waiting for the door to unlock: Hey Rick, unlock the door already, you bastard.

Person with the keys: I would, if you kept your crab covered hand off the handle and stopped lockblocking me.

by Bort125 December 14, 2010

cockblocktopus

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

by demar77 March 31, 2008

Cockblockistan

A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.

Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan

by King Needsome December 27, 2005

Clockblocker

noun
plural: clockblockers

1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.

"Never underestimate the will of a Clockblocker."

by redmattersite August 4, 2018

cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.

This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.

by UncleShylock July 25, 2006

dockblock

To arrive at a bike sharing station with the intent of returning your bike, just to find it full.

The other day I got dockblocked at 14th and Harvard when I was about to dock my bike when some douche came out of nowhere and took my spot.

by BikeShareGuru June 21, 2011