lightbulb

A breakdancing palm tree from the Hagaren fandom.

Q: How many Hagaren fangirls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:....
Fangirls: OMFG WHAT IF ENVY *IS* THE LIGHTBULB!?!?!?

by wiremess March 4, 2005

lightbulb

Electric lamp consisting of a glass bulb containing a wire filament (usually tungsten) that emits light when heated.

Geek One: What do you do in your free time?

Geek Two: Change lightbulbs!

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 27, 2004

lightbulb

a bald-headed white man

May I change seats with you sir? The lightbulb directly in front of me is blinding me.

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

lightbulb

An object often used in jokes.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Fish!

by dalziel_86 June 18, 2003

lightbulb

Noun.
Slang for a Crack-pipe. Mostly used by tennagers in Hawai'i, to throw off their parents and teachers to the fact they are Tweekers

Ed, bring your lightbulb tonite, Brock's got some good shit.

by mailmanjoe August 8, 2005

lightbulb

Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.

That is one NICE lightbulb.

by MoJo April 18, 2003

lightbulb

Where one shoots another person. Then proceeds to have sexual intercourse through the new hole in their body.

Hey! let's go lightbulb that one manly fatass band teacher!

Ya alright...

by desereth December 4, 2006