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Kristof is an badass person who no one can possibly beat and is also incredibly strong and smart
Wow that dude is such a kristof, how do i look
by jarredD April 14, 2014
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Kristof likes to drink Zubrówka wodka.
Kristof is waisted on the flour.
by joskevermeulen October 28, 2013
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Usually a white cracker who acts tuff but gets knocked out because he says nigger to a Johanne
Fuck it’s a Kristof better get my fucking boxing gloves.
by Ayooolitttgang January 23, 2018
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He's that one depressed kid, that noone really cares about, but u still want him here and there.

Like U usually talk about him but when he's there u don't care about him. They have a great soul, they are most of times there when u need them, and they are really friendly and can help u in ur problems or struggles, both mentally and physically. Most of the time girls stay away from him and that's what starts the depression. Someone should really help Kristof :((
1. Person one: That guy is so depressed, he must have struggles, he must be a Kristof.
2. Person two: Wow this Kristof Really helped me. He's such a good listener.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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This guy is pussy killer. Oliver is gay. Kristof has fookin 30 inch elephant whale cock
Wow. Oliver is gay. Kristof is awesome.
by Oliver is gay November 21, 2021
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He's that one depressed kid, that noone really cares about, but u still want him here and there.

Like U usually talk about him but when he's there u don't care about him. They have a great soul, they are most of times there when u need them, and they are really friendly and can help u in ur problems or struggles, both mentally and physically. Most of the time girls stay away from him and that's what starts the depression. Someone should really help Kristof :((
1. Person one: That guy is so depressed, he must have struggles, he must be a Kristof.
2. Person two: Wow this Kristof Really helped me. He's such a good listener.
by Flying Monke November 21, 2021
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He is the definition is chaos. Chaos rulez
Kristof loves chaos, chaos rulez kristof, ktistof is ruled by chaos.
by Pml(lol) May 2, 2023
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