kiss my ass

Something that is usually said in response, to when a person is being outright rude. Or when a person is trying to provoke you with gossip.

I heard you were a witch. Well whoever said that let them know they can, "kiss my ass".

kiss my ass by T.Chick May 19, 2014

kiss my ass

1) the act of putting ones orifice (specifically the mouth) up against the crack of the person you love. This is usually referred to german bondage porn.
2) An alternate explanation is usually a sarcastic put down to anyone hoping for something.

1) Q:will you kiss my ass?
A: WHY SURE HERR OBEINHOUSER i shall kiss the shit off your crack.

2) What the fuck were you hoping for? KISS MY ASS.

kiss my ass by gregarious July 29, 2008

Kiss my ass! 

A Phrase mainly used by foreigners to show their appreciation for their family and friends

Mom: Hey Sven, I love you
Sven: Kiss my ass!

Kiss my ass! by FertileOrphans January 17, 2022

kiss my ass bitch 

a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.

Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!

kiss my ass bitch by Ryan October 25, 2004

Kiss My Ass Day

A particular day when you just don't care about what anybody thinks. It really should be a national holiday.

some a-hole:"Hey, Heather! Your hair looks like crap!"
Me:"Hey a-hole! Do you know what day it is? It's Kiss My Ass Day, so kiss my ass, why don't ya?"

Kiss My Ass Day by Heather Nicole October 6, 2007

kiss my ass hat 

This is a kind of canvas hat that guys wear with the brim pulled down. It is so-called because the wearer knows it looks bad; yet wears it anyway as an expression of nonchalant contempt for convention. In effect, sartorially declaring "Kiss my ass!"

My boyfriend dresses really nice; but occasionally spoils the effect by wearing what guys call his kiss my ass hat.

kiss my ass hat by evil pop tart December 24, 2009

kiss my ass goodbye 

A sassy way of saying "I'm breaking up with you."

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, ok? Let it go and I'll take you to the-
Girlfriend: Kiss my ass goodbye

kiss my ass goodbye by much_professional June 14, 2018