jimmy jack

to waste a salesperson's time with no real intent of buying.

Alvin spent 2 hours looking at every Miata on the lot, but finally left empty-handed, which was no surprise to the armenian salesman, he knew when Alvin walked in that he was in for a jimmy jack.

by sandspit October 18, 2007

jimmy jack

v. The act of forcibly and swiftly relieving another person of his/her belongings.
v. The act of sexually assaulting someone's anus.

Damn skeeter done did jimmy jacked my car stereo and my daughter's piggy bank, what a sunuvabitch.

Tyrone jimmy jacked my shitter somethin' good in the shower!

by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011

jimmy jacked

When bad people block your path.

Crimey, we're jimmy jacked!

by H. Douglas Nuts May 23, 2011

jimmy jacked

To screw something up or when something isfucked up.

I done jimmy jacked my leg jumpin' off that damn horse. or That whole situation is so Jimmy Jacked, what a bunch of fools.

by Tonya and April October 24, 2005

jimmy-jacked

Jimmy-jacked is a word for... when you stuck on the middle of sumthin, Amelia Earhart was talkin about this word in the Night At The Museum 2 movie...

A:What the hell??? there are big guys heading over here....
B:OMG, we're jimmy-jacked...

by understandingman July 3, 2009

Jimmy jacked

When something has been ruined or fucked up

I dropped my phone yesterday and it smashed. It’s fucking jimmy jacked.

by pollandco May 10, 2018

Jimmy jacked

An explosion of energy by one usually acquired through sex, football, or other fun-like activities.

I'm excited, no I'm more than excited. I'm jimmy jacked.

by Mitchell-Francis June 6, 2010