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Jesus Stick. noun. Slang name for you old fella/one eye trouser snake/pork sergeant/penis.
Hey love, do you wanna go for a ride on my jesus stick.
by Kiwi_Tristan August 25, 2005
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Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?
by cattle graze April 6, 2019
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jesus on a stick

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General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.
by Eric August 15, 2003
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Holy Jesus on a Stick

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Used to represent extreme exitement or suprise.

See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.
by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004
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a weird food they sell at the Korean Presbyterian church down the street
Dude have you had the Jesus on a stick?
yeah man it tastes pretty good
by theczechspam May 9, 2018
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my answer to every question i am asked by an adult
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
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