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by peterduck685 July 31, 2016

jerk off

1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.

"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."

by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004

jerk off

to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.

Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..

by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017

Jerk off

When a guy rubs the shit out of his dick until a sticky white liquid comes out.

I need to go jerk off like I am while I write this definition.

by Hdhdirbegeuebv June 13, 2020

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 19, 2003

jerk off

to masturbate with hands

i jerked off over kirsty's pretty pink painted toes

by kirsty's toe smeller March 4, 2005

Jerk off

A person who is a jerk, but more than a jerk. Basically a dick, but they are also a jerk, so Jerk off kinda encompasses being a jerk and a dick, since your jerk off a dick.

P1) Hey did you see that guy trip his ex girl near the sprinklers?
P2) Yeah! He's such a Jerk off!! Why'd she ever go out with him.
P1) Girl, I asked her that and she said "DICK TO BAWM!"

by Rich homie Came October 14, 2013