jackoby

Jackoby is a God at volleyball and life in general. He always has a cult, who worship him day and night. He is short but makes up for it with his massive personality. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jackoby in their life and he never fails to brighten up your day.

Person 1: Hey who's that really cool dude?
Person 2: Oh that's Jackoby, I would die for him.
Person 3 to Person 2: OMG you're a Jackoby worshipper too?!
Person 2: Yes of course. I believe in the force that is Jackoby
Person 1: Oh damn, I'm gonna worship him too, he seems pretty dope

by anonymous October 14, 2022

jacoby ellsbury

kickass centerfielder for the Boston Red Sox, who after making his debut during the 2007 season, is likely to become the starting centerfielder of the 2008 Red Sox over Coco Crisp, and continue on the road to stardom.

Fly ball to centerfield, Ellsbury is chasing after it, way back, deep, on the track... OUT. ELLSBURY CAUGHT IT. JACOBY ELLSBURY WITH THE DIVING GRAB. Fucking Awesome!

by Red Sox > You November 6, 2007

JACOBY

JACOBY

A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. ALMOST LIKE A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
THE WAY COOL HOST ON MTV! A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.

I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!

DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.

by fuah666 February 28, 2009

Jakoby

Jakoby, he is a very noble guy. Jakoby is a person you can trust, he is a very good athlete and he has a big dick. Jakoby my seen rude at times but he is just telling you the truth. A jakoby my ignore you but he is just focusing on something more important or he my ignore you because he is just trying to protect you.

If you piss off jakoby he will beat your ass, he my seem skinny but he is very strong, he will rage like a lion and he will be gentle like a bunny.

Jakoby is very good in bed and is very big in the pants he is a very good lover and will care for you, if he gives you a chance of love you better take it or else he will just move on. Keep a jakoby close or hell will rain down on you who don't.

Jakoby is may seem mean but he is just trying to hide his true fillings for you, he kicks ass at sports and is usually very tall and black.

by Sexy white monkey November 12, 2012

jacoby ellsbury

1. The hottest man in the MLB
2. An amazingly fast outfielder for the Boston Red Sox
3. The guy who came home on a wild pitch. From second base.
4. The 2008 Rookie of the Year?
5. He won everyone in America a free Taco from Taco Bell.

1. Oh my god, have you seen Jacoby? hes soo hot!

2. Wow, did you see that diving catch Jacoby Ellsbury made yesterday?

4. Looks like the Red Sox will take Rookie of the Year two years straight. Dustin in 2007 and Jacoby in '08.

by MJ-S December 24, 2007

Rotten Jacoby

the act of jerking off in your friend's Red Sox cap and then putting it on his head when he is passed out.

Tommy passed out too early last night and woke up with a rotten jacoby.

by Professor BJB June 11, 2009

jackboy

A person who is trying to steal something by way of force; an armed robber. Atlanta traphouse origin by way of crack dealers.

Keep yo tool on deck o' tha muthafuckin jackboys is gon gotdamn stick yo ass fo sho' cuh.

by Barramundi June 30, 2008