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jackdad

Cross jacking off with your dad/ your friend’s dad
hey dad, I have already finished my homework, can we jackdad?
by Alphonso Schwanker March 22, 2021
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Jackdawing

The creation of multiple social media accounts with the distinct purpose of using them to manipulate the visibility of ones own content.
Did you guys hear about that guy who got shadowbanned for jackdawing?
by Divides_By_Zer0 August 13, 2014
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Jacademic / Jackademic

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
by Realityshow October 18, 2012
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jackadgery

1. Social anarchy or disorder, tom-foolery, skylarking or generally un-controlled behaviour.

2. A small town in Northern NSW, Australia.
1. -Whats with all this jackadgery? I'm trying to sleep!
-There was much jackadgery last night after the J.D was drunk.

2. I live at Jackadgery, and its shit.
by Jayboy_Evo January 21, 2008
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jackday

the same as a weekday except spent jacking off.

Jackday's are spent usually watching porn (or whatever gets you off), regular tv or movies, gaming, chatting, texting or surfing the net. To be considered a full fledge jackday one must not have any direct human contact for more than 1 hour in a 24 hour period.

to have an EPIC jackday you must have at least 8 sessions within the 24 hour period of your jackday.

if you only have 1 session, that is lame, and not considered to be a jackday!
oh dude, i couldn't stop thinking of fucking samantha i needed a total jackday! if it wasn't for my 'rents coming home it woulda been totally EPIC
by jackask September 4, 2012
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Jackwad

Jackwad should be used in mixed company, when you should not use the term "Jagoff"!
Where is that Jackwad bartender?
by Pud June 5, 2005
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Jackwad

"Jackwad" is a term used when someone is such an ass that he's no better than the "wad" that's expelled when someone jacks off.
"That fucking asshole -- look at the bad move he made cutting off that school bus -- what a Jackwad!"

"My friend, Tina's, boyfriend fucked her sister last Saturday night while she was passed out in the other room. What a Jackwad!"
by calinative September 24, 2011
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