Internity

A combination between the concept of eternity and internet to name a really really slow connection.

I cant download my tv show on this crappy internet, it takes forever. Its internity

by Jason MDC December 9, 2009

Internity

When you're interning at a company and it feels like you'll never get a real job there.

Intern 1: Man, I feel like I've been here for an internity.

Intern 2: I know right, we'll never get a real job here, might as well start my own business.

by Angus704 July 30, 2015

Internity

The period of time between graduation and getting an actual paid job. Typically spent in a state of perpetual coffee making and paper filing for little to no reward.

"It has been an internity since I graduated and I am still broke and technically unemployed."

by Escape2Paradox April 10, 2012

Internity

A long passage of time relating to the amount of time which an intern spends before their proper employment.

Intern: I've been working for 2 years and no promotion, they've praised my work ethic and efficiency, but I'm still an intern.
Employee: I get ya; I was working with no pay for an internity!

by Containthem Dictionary November 18, 2023

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

September 19th is when this occurs. Fun & lots of laughs! Arr, Matey!

Finding out about International Talk Like A Pirate Day was a Wonderful Happy time! This is Real & worldwide.

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Strongest Army On The Internet

The strongest army on the internet, being Greg, this is the only time you can look this up.

(A reference from Danny Gonzalez, Youtuber)

Yeah, Greg is the strongest army on the internet! Also, don't look that up.

by zuccsucc May 24, 2018

Strongest Army On The Internet

The strongest army on the internet, would be Greg. (yes, this is a Danny Gonzalez reference)

Subscribe to become a part of the strongest army on the internet, Greg... don't look that up

by Carl_TheLlama March 30, 2019