A formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. A Penile Injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.
Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.
Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.
Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.
Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction
Oli: Dont do that you twat
Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.
Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.
Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.
Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction
Oli: Dont do that you twat
Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.
by Mot241 June 25, 2009
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by Dr. Stugots February 21, 2011
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When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".
Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.
by dontknockit September 27, 2011
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NOUN.
The ability to delegitimise peaceful protest with corporate law to enable a multinational toxic corporation to poison a landscape, causing earthquakes & cancers.
NOUN.
The ability to delegitimise peaceful protest with corporate law to enable a multinational toxic corporation to poison a landscape, causing earthquakes & cancers.
by Insp Gadget June 16, 2018
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Shepard: how are you getting drunk?
Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.
Shepard: that's a straw Tali
Tali: emergency induction port
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by cbonsa January 25, 2014
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"Have you met my new girlfriend?"
"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"
"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"
"Right on!"
"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"
"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"
"Right on!"
by JAP_ January 11, 2008
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