horniness

The act of being horny.

I am in the state of horniness.

by SanctusDivinias May 27, 2006

horniness

That feeling when you see someone elses mother

Omg did you see Brandons mom??? I have a great feeling of horniness right now

by im a pancake November 8, 2022

Horny

We all know what you're here for. But you need a heads up.

Just remember to clear your history.

Horny bastard.

by Jesuswhyiseverythingalreadytak February 17, 2020

Horny

What you are right now.

"I'm horny, so I'm just going to look up a bunch of vulgar shit on Urban Dictionary."

by L0$3R May 19, 2020

horny

What your going to be after reading all these freaky definitions below or above mine.

The only reason you searched up horny on urban dictionary is to read the erotic definitons so you can either fap or finger yourself to it. :)

by an anonymous girl_ZaX October 10, 2017

Horny

A disease that spreads all world wide, its effects make you want to find a mating partner desperately and masturbate intensely.

"Hey Richard, Joseph got Horny"

by ManueleBonjele September 14, 2020

horny

Hornlike or resembling a horn. Bet you didn't expect that while scrolling through the erotic things other people have written.

"I'm horny."
"Really???"
"Yup, I have six horns. Horniest member of my Dragon Club."

by TheRogueToast June 28, 2018