hoffner

Just lit

the hoffner is so stupid

by lit_queen_22345 October 23, 2017

Frankie hoffner

This nikka has big balls that drag when we walks. And he has a dick that Will slice diamonds and fuck any bitch and Bobby lombardo dreams of.

Damn Frankie hoffner that shlong with destory me unlike Bobby lombardos weak cock handles.

by Titlicker 69 January 21, 2022

Haffner

That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.

See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.

by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

biscuit-hoffer

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry

Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.

by annanugg September 14, 2010

hoffnar

A short, fat kid who points out the negative in others to boost his own already low self-esteem.

***In front of girls***

Hoffnar: "Hey Craig..how much do you weigh now?"
Craig: "I weigh about 200 even"
Hoffnar"Ha did you hear that ladies?? Craig is so fat! I only way 190!"

***Even though Craig is 5 inches taller***

by wsuBlaze December 1, 2006

Hoffer

1. The only living person who has fought Chuck Norris and won.

2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.

1. OMG It is Hoffer!

2. Wow that guys Hofftastic.

by WunderHoff April 21, 2010

Heffner

A person that goes to great lengths and long painstaking hours to find that one thing that has alluded them for generations. Abandoning love, friendships, career, food, hygiene, and manners in order to make a way out of no way. Embracing the many hours of torture and ridiculous stares that come from the pursuit of the authentic, beautiful, and perfect Badonkadonk. From the German verb Heffen which means "to search for booty".

I mean really, staying at it in the mirror, isn't going to make it any bigger. I like her, but I wish she would just stop being such a Heffner.

by StirringUpTrouble January 19, 2015