hoffler

Person that is white as hell yet tries to fit in with the blackest people EVER

Jaquon: Yo nigga you know that boy Dave?? I swear he is such a hoffler and Imma bout to tell him to screw off and shit if he doesn't stop tryin'a be black....he said he is even gonna change his name to Da' vonne.
Jamarcus: Aw hell no! Not while my black ass is alive! Aint gonna happen

by Bitchandshit January 13, 2016

biscuit-hoffer

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry

Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.

by annanugg September 14, 2010

Hoffer

1. The only living person who has fought Chuck Norris and won.

2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.

1. OMG It is Hoffer!

2. Wow that guys Hofftastic.

by WunderHoff April 21, 2010

hofflenosh

Hofflenosh / / n.; a debate/discussion/topic that resurfaces periodically with no change to anyone’s opinion made or likely

This word started as an attempt to place it into the Oxford English Dictionary.

The hofflenosh on the forum was eventually deleted

by The Hofflenosh Team February 15, 2005

Hoffless

When the smartest kid in class is absent, no one did the homework, no one can answer the teacher's questions, and no one knows what is going on.

Crap, Brandon isn't here, and I don't understand how to find the equillibrium for the aggregate supply/ aggregate demand curve. I am hoffless and screwed.

by Fanster March 25, 2007

dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.

"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"

by Jenou January 22, 2007

Justin Hoffert

the most fantastic person in the world... Has a amazing hug cock... Pleasures multiple porn stars at a time... Justin Hoffert pleasures girls named Samara 10 fold =D

Justin Hoffert's cock is the size of Texas...

by Jeffrey Hoffman August 6, 2011