hets

A non-standard, personal, androgynous pronoun that can substitute for 'his' or 'hers'. See also e and het.

Who parked hets car right in front of my driveway?

by =Wirick January 7, 2005

Het

A Het is a Heterosexual person. Being Heterosexual is the quality or characteristic of being romantically, and sexually attracted to the opposite sex or gender. Heterosexual men are attracted to women, and heterosexual women are attracted to men. People who are Heterosexual are referred to as "straight".

Heterosexuality is the basis of civilization due to the fact that it leads to reproduction. Reproduction is possible only through Hets.

"You and I would not exist without our Het parents."

by LifeIsPrettyGood April 16, 2019

the Hets

heterosexuals, stragights, people who have sex with the opposite sex

"I had dinner with the Hets last night."

"O? How was it?"

"O you know, the ususal -- penis this, vagina that."

"Good times."

"Meh."

by Stanky February 1, 2008

Het

Fanfiction slang that means "heterosexual." Refers to romance fanfics about heterosexuals.

"My favorite het coupling is HermionexHarry."

by Kathy October 3, 2003

Het

A Heterosexual.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

het

someone who is straight

bang chan is a het.

by kyuuv August 9, 2020

Het

1. Slang word meaning "heterosexual" or "straight person."

2. Gays' reverse usage of "gay" (the deragatory term) as a means of getting "even" with heterosexuals using the deragatory term. (see gay)

1. What are you, a gay or a het?

2. That movie was so het I had to leave the theater.

by oe98 April 15, 2009