head dick

head dick is a person who is in charge of a group or is the boss of a company

due to mismanagement and poor performance of his company the head dick fired his general manager

by bluebear January 4, 2023

head-dick

Same as dickhead, used in Grand Theft Auto IV by Mohammed, one of Roman's idiotic taxi drivers.
Deliberately used to show bad English knowledge.

Get in quickly, you head-dick.

by Fennek June 25, 2009

turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.

Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

Urban Dick Head

Someone who over uses Urban Dictionary to find out everything.

Larry: Jim, your a kike

Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew

Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head

by wetdickallnight September 13, 2009

dick head

when someone is acting like a really big dick

' omg, look at dave, he thinks hes the shit '
' yeah, dave is such a dick head '

by dickheadssuck October 13, 2009

tor dick-head

A dick head that is unproportionally large compared to the shaft.

His dick was perfect but he had a tor dick-head so it didn't fit.

by David Gouveia February 2, 2010

dick head

One who behaves in a particularly obnoxious or selfish manner; as though they have cum for brains. A jerk.

Tom ate the last of the fuck'n cheese again, and he hasn't been to the store in over a month, that dick head!

Girl: Are you still dating Simon?
Another Girl: What the fuck! I thought he was cool at first, but that asswipe stood me up twice in a row and never called again!
Girl: What a dick head!

by Waer December 28, 2005