handcum

An explosive enjoyable sensation on an orgasmic level felt only in the palm of the hand after a mind-bending arm and hand tickle. The technique for giving someone handcum is to run one's fingernails down the arm slowly and methodically, intermittently touching the palm but leaving most of the activity to the arm until the person is in a fit of passion and cannot stand it anymore...then you scratch the palm. Fast.

You just made my handcum. Now do the other one.

by friendsofroy January 1, 2010

golden handcuffs

When you are tethered to a despicable job because of the big money you are paid to do it.

There is no easy removal of the golden handcuffs; you begin to tolerate them almost as if they were not there.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018

Verbal Handcuffs

When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.

Girl 1 :So then I realized my cat really likes Meow Mix more than Frisky's but only if I mix it with Fancy Feast.

Girl 2: (Stares blankly)

Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her favorite.

Girl 2: Uh-huh.

Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!

Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)

by pseudonymho February 3, 2010

handcuff

(FANTASY SPORTS) - a player one selects for his/her fantasy team roster as a contingency for when one of the star players is injured/suspended/etc. often tends to be a backup or other teammate on the star player's 'Real Life' team roster, whose stats one would expect naturally to go up as a direct consequence of the star player's absence.

"This is fun? It's fun to watch your first-round pick standing sullenly on the sidelines every week as his backup whom you forgot to pick as a handcuff is putting up points? That's fun? REALLY?" (Bill Simmons, ESPN.com - 10/02/2009)

by billsimmons October 2, 2009

handcuffin

taking extra care to make it known that the person you are with is your significant other, includes: public displays of affection, holdin hands, cuddling, speaking for the other person

Stop handcuffin nigga, we know that's your bitch

by that dozen April 30, 2005

Chocolate Handcuffs

The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s

"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."

by craig101 January 8, 2012

paper handcuffs

A limitation that should not be an issue. IE: you should be able to bust out of paper handcuffs but they are "technically" handcuffs. Typically a corporate rule or government restriction that is imposed seemingly to create a "maximum" or prevent overuse or abuse.

A daily withdrawal limit from your checking account is such a paper handcuff.

Only 2 per customer? What a paper handcuff!

This legislation imposes paper handcuffs on the public.

by Korwill March 7, 2017