hamps

a word used in New Zealand to describe someone who is ugly or visually offensive.

-eh bro, look at that chick!
-ew eh cuz she's hamps as

by whaaaat01 March 18, 2011

Hamps

A word used in New Zealand most commonly in TGA decribing someone who is just straight up Mud/Ugly very displeasing to the eye.

*Post on Instagram*
Comment P1: "Styla butha"
Comment P2: "That's all you butha @P1
Comment P3: "@P1 Eh you liar he's fkn Hamps G

by JRawiri November 22, 2016

Dung Hampers

English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When male it refers to the baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even Bridget Jones would wear.

I was goin' to try and pull the bird in the flat opposite 'til I saw her peggin' out her dung hampers on the washing line.

by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

Hamist

When a person purposefully does not eat ham or hamburgers.

Example: Sam: billy doesn’t like hamburgers

Tom: he’s so hamist

by Sgt. GREEN BEANS October 6, 2020

Hamper Hunter

A sneaky opportunistic friend of a hot girl that attempts to sniff the dirty panties of said friend. He is often a guy stuck in the friend zone who the girl feels is a safe friend. She is sadly mistaken, because this creep with go out of his way to find dirty panties.

She caught him sniffing her panties and freaked out. Who would have thought Jeff was a hamper hunter.

by Hamper Hunter November 9, 2020

noise hamper

An object that produces a white noise (like a fan, or maybe a radio on a lower volume) that is used to make sounds audible in a very quiet environment not quite as noticeable. Noise hampers can be used to make it harder to hear you doing something you don't want others to know about.

Noise hampers explain why so many people like to masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running.

While Tyrone and Shelly were having sex, Shelly used her fan as a noise hamper so her parents wouldn't hear her moaning.

I had to find a noise hamper so I could fap in peace.

by thisplacesucksass April 19, 2014

hampter

a squished hamster

hampter.

by cantbebotheredtothinkofname January 25, 2021