guize

A corruption of the term "guise" which is a further corruption of the word "Guys". It has the same meaning in which the same circumstances are used, but in a different format.

Oh, 'sup guize; j00 finish teh lul catz img yetz0rz?

by veilx January 1, 2010

guize

The term used for a cool person or a group of friends that hang out together.

Me and my guizes all went out to pick up chicks at the bar last night

by a yo b March 2, 2005

guinea pig shots

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.

I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"

by undiscoveredbum June 11, 2013

Guinea Grits

Slur for Polenta.

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011

Guide Dogging

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.

"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"

by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012

Acrapulators Guide

A book describing the custom of acquiring items of nominal value, or at greatly discounted prices -- usually used.

The Acrpaulator's Guide is very funny.

by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

Gizelle

Gizelle is a person who will be there no matter what, even if no one is there for them. Gizelle is very kind, nice, savage, mother like, hard headed, stubborn, aloof, weird, and awkward. She is a type of person who will keep on smiling when there is knife stabbed in her back while a gun is pointed to her head. She is a type person who will comfort you, she can be wise or be the dumbest person you ever know. She can be stubborn to certain things, she will not back down unless you show her the facts. She is a type of person who will kill themself for you or for the entire world. She is a person who has to much thoughts with her head but never tells anybody cause she doesn’t want to bother someone or to be a bother to people. Gizelle is a type of person who a ton of people take granted of.

Friend: Hey Gizelle I have something very important to tell you!

Gizelle(who is busy with work): Really what happened? Did you get hurt or did you hurt someone?

Friend: Oh it’s nothing I just wanted to talk to someone.

Gizelle: Oh okay, soooooo what do you want to talk about?

by -_Res_Publica_- January 20, 2019