guesskimo

The wearing of so much winter clothing that it is impossible to determine whether male or female is under that mound of stuff.

I'll bet the next round of drinks on the outcome of that guesskimo that just came in....I'll bet it's female!

by kickserves December 13, 2010

guesstimatrix

Someone who thinks they can estimate cost or duration of a renovation project but who have zero construction experience and really and truly has no clue what is involved. A Guesstimatrix, always a female, is obviously smarter overall than a Guesstimator. Despite this natural female smartitude, Guesstimatrices (plural) have no business estimating costs or duration of projects.

She’s planning another home reno! And we all know it’ll be 300% over-budget and take months longer than planned…next time that Guesstimatrix needs to hire a real contractor!

by Mandi Harmony June 23, 2021

Guesstimation

A guess towards a possible estimation of some sought.

My guesstimation will be for another 3 hours of driving.

by gaetano November 2, 2007

Guesstimate

a half-assed job at estimating.

Because I'm not very smart, i just guesstimated instead of actually thinking about it and making an estimate.

by malcom jamal warner January 18, 2007

guesstion

A combination of a guess and a question. Commonly used by ditsy girls and 'that' annoying co-worker.

"Hey, how do I, er, get on the thing, y'know, the global meganet thing, the one where all the computers are connected?"

"What a stupid guesstion."

by plastic lashes December 30, 2008

guesstimate

An educated guess. A guesstimation is a guess, but at the same time an estimation.

I guesstimated that 95% of people in Zimbabwe think this word is cool.

by drew s April 8, 2004

Guesstimate

1. Originally used by morons who like to make up words, guesstimate is a combination of two words that don't mean quite the same thing; A combination of the words Guess and Estimate that has adopted the meaning of the word guess.

2. To Guess; To draw a conclusion with little or no reason to believe so.

Bob: How high are we on this building?
Mark: I'd say about 10 stories.
Bob: That sounds like a good guesstimate.
Mark: (Silent in awe of Bobs stupidity)

by Coerce1 May 17, 2009