“goontosis” is the aftermath of a extended gooning session. some symptoms of goontosis is purple dick, extreme penile pain, and swollen testicals and shaft. If you have these symptoms please call a doctor and stop gooning immediately!
by the gooner January 26, 2024
Get the goontosismug. When you are gooning/edging for an extended or long amounts of time you will enter a state called “Goontosis”. It is a really hypnotic event making time go faster or slower it is different for everyone. After you are in “Goontosis” for multiple hours on end it will turn into a trance like state and then you will be able to continue in every day life but in constant pleasure.
Spencer “dude I went in to Goontosis last night, it was really amazing”
Jack “that would have been cool I want to try!”
Jack “that would have been cool I want to try!”
by Penca peterpoop March 2, 2024
Get the goontosismug. by Carl marxxxxxxx March 8, 2024
Get the goontosismug. by OJ Simpso February 7, 2024
Get the goontosismug. Goontosis is a disease one may contract from overly gooning. It causes blisters on the genitalia area, as well as rashes. Goontosis may be treated with medication, but cannot be cured.
by GH0STGOR3 February 20, 2024
Get the goontosismug. A heightened state of mind that proceeds after gooning. This enlightenment is above all else and allows for a man to mentally ascend past the mortal plain.
I goon therefore I am, goontosis has allowed for me to see all that is within the paradigms of our realm.
by Arisolstice February 6, 2024
Get the Goontosismug. term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators, used both as a verb and a noun. Means achieving the trance-like blissful state reached when riding the edge of cumming for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time. Also denoting the absence of control, compulsively pursuing that feeling as an avid masturbator. A state beyond goofing as the mind and penis become one.
by Goongrader February 6, 2024
Get the Goontosismug.