gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

by the wenis January 31, 2025

Gooneral

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.

"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."

by blushywushy February 3, 2025

goonerality

A measure or spectrum describing the extent to which a person exhibits characteristics associated with being a gooner, indicating varying degrees of engagement or behavior rather than a fixed state.

His goonerality has definitely increased since he started scrolling on reels rather than tiktok.

by kamooli April 3, 2026

Goonerella

an oaf-like, tall, goofy looking female. The ugly version of Cinderella.

"Man, she wasn't cute. She looked like Goonerella!"

"Look at her- walking around thinkin she's cute when she really looks like a Goonerella!"

by Bruiserkk April 19, 2012

goonerilla warfare

(noun)
State-based psycho-sexual warfare on its own populace and others' populaces to weaken resolve via gooning content; a form of social castration where the user practices gooning culture through acts of self-deprecation and disassociation.

Who knew that the Me! Me! Me! video, meant to raise awareness of anime addiction, loneliness, and isolation would turn into a form of goonerilla warfare?

by saintsundere October 13, 2024

gooneraik

When a person or animal acts in a annoying or ignorant way.

"You're being gooneraik!"

by Gooneraik.co December 29, 2024

goonerade

A communal gathering where individuals collectively view porn and engage in mutual self-pleasure in a synchronized manner.

Last Sunday me and my girlfriend went to the local goonerade.

by EGO!! March 5, 2025