goobs

droopy grandpa boobs, usually found on old grandpa's, not a pretty site

DUDE when grandpa hugged me i could feel those goobs!

by Megz February 21, 2005

goobs

A particularly large and sagging pair of breasts.
Traditionally they will hang to the waist and spread to the sides.
Owners may wish to accentuate theirs with the wearing of a tight rollneck jumper.

Hey Chris, look at that chubby lesbian showing off her goobs.

by Randy Shackleford July 4, 2007

goobs

short for gobstoppers.
because each gobstopper is a goob.

Imma bring those red goobs to school tomorrow so we can eat them while watchin that movie with the tutsis and hutus.

by Mitchell Feigley July 27, 2008

goobs

Translated from ancient Aramaic as "guy-boobs".

That kid has some serious goobs!

by TheHandler January 17, 2009

Goobed

Being big mad or upset because someone said or did something that pissed you off.

In relation to the 6ix9ine hit song Gooba.

Zion is goobed over what Erik and Rudi said about him.

by Zlew22 May 10, 2020

Goob

a person who thinks that theyre funny or cool but really theyre just awkward and weird.

Derrick thinks its cool to make up his own gibberish, but really he is just a goob.

by chawlee December 14, 2010

goobed

very high.

bro 1: bro i’m so goobed
bro 2: i can tell bro

bro 3: that man over there is def goobed rn
bro 4: for sure

by rinniepoopoo April 27, 2020