Indefinite insult, often used in horrible rap battles on YouTube and Ebaum's to describe someone who is cartoonish, or has cartoon-like qualities. It is unknown whether or not it will offend the person it is said to. Spelling is debatable.
You have a bull on your shirt... you look like a furt... from a cartoon. A coon, and it ruins like prunes... you live with racoons! Animal boom? You live in Kalamazoo.. you foo!
by Arnold Fitzgerald September 18, 2007
by Mr. King February 25, 2004
When an animal sheds in large quantities, or leaves behind a lot of fur on someone's lap. These balls of fur, aka "furt" may seem to be expelled from the animal like a fart.
"Every time I turn around, that cat has furted on my carpet!"
"Did you see all the furt that Fluffy left behind after her nap?"
"Did you see all the furt that Fluffy left behind after her nap?"
by chasingariel October 25, 2009
adverb
A furt can be defined simply as a fart that hurts. This is usually the result of chapped asshole, extraordinary flatulence, or other common ass problems.
A furt can be defined simply as a fart that hurts. This is usually the result of chapped asshole, extraordinary flatulence, or other common ass problems.
Mike- I ate so much cabbage and beans last night that I had terrible furts.
Meghan- Did you try chapstick on the asshole?
Mike- No because I only have mentholated chapstick, and if I put it on my asshole I won't be able to eat it.
Meghan- I think I ate your chapstick.
Meghan- Did you try chapstick on the asshole?
Mike- No because I only have mentholated chapstick, and if I put it on my asshole I won't be able to eat it.
Meghan- I think I ate your chapstick.
by Marc Sauve December 21, 2005
When one is to drop a gargantuan turd but blast a fart halfway through causing a rapid unscheduled disassembly.
by victorcharlieinthefield January 18, 2021
"Yeeouch!" exclaimed Kevin, having just been surprised - and nearly ruining his shorts - by a larger -than-expected furt.
by qtjoni March 17, 2015
by Marvin D. Martin October 09, 2012