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Scottish. Affectionately descriptive of a lady's sexual furniture.
Scot: Fock me, hinnie, yeir fuppie's leik a moose's ear.

RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.
by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007
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n: the offspring of the 1980s yuppie, they are found to have an idealistic view of life after growing up in a home with their sucessful parents' means at hand. this paricular group of youth expect to be handed everything without giving any work in return. they are not to be confused with anyone considered a traditonal east coast prep, however they can be associated with the more modern defition of prep (one who shops at hollister, abercrombie, or american Eagle ect.) because they share many social traits.

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as commonly used by nonyuppies from the 1980s:

n: an unattractive yuppie, or a yuppie from the mid-west who remains in their small hometown to raise their faimly and dominate the community by means of money having heavy influence over local politics, commerce, and decisions concerning education.

fuppies = fucking ugly yuppies.
"gary's dad went to yale for a degree in business and now he is ceo of some big company, too bad gary isn't going anywhere in life. he's destined to be a total fuppie."

"i'm tired of all the pta fuppies on the school board."
by sociological disaster November 7, 2008
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fuppie

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n: the offspring of the 1980s yuppie, they are found to have an idealistic view of life after growing up in a home with their sucessful parents' means at hand. this paricular group of youth expect to be handed everything without giving any work in return. they are not to be confused with anyone considered a traditonal east coast prep, however they can be associated with the more modern defition of prep (one who shops at hollister, abercrombie, or american Eagle ect.) because they share many social traits.

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as commonly used by nonyuppies from the 1980s:

n: an unattractive yuppie, or a yuppie from the mid-west who remains in their small hometown to raise their faimly and dominate the community by means of money having heavy influence over local politics, commerce, and decisions concerning education.

fuppies = fucking ugly yuppies.
"gary's dad went to yale for a degree in business and now he is ceo of some big company, too bad gary isn't going anywhere in life. he's destined to be a total fuppie."

"i'm tired of all the pta fuppies on the school board."
by sociological disaster November 4, 2006
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fat upper pussy it's that simple.
get a look at the fuppie on her
by shakeyDave August 24, 2005
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Stands for Female Urban Professional. Fuppies, much like Yuppies, are usually the children of doctors and lawyers, hold Master's degrees from Ivy League universities, and are very concerned with their appearance. Many were in sororities or activist groups and many live in expensive houses or apartments.

Fuppies can typically be seen in large metropolitan areas such as Portland or New York. Their wardrobe consists of a red, black or khakhi bodycon dress, usually with denim, striped or pastel colored suit jackets and shirts, and a pair of glasses to signal to the patriarchy their professional seriousness.

Fuppies typically take the idea of competing with men for social status extremely seriously. So much so, that they either tend to put off trying to get married until their "biological clock" starts ticking, usually in their late 30s, or come out as LGBTQ+.

Their culture revolves around using indie coffee shops to build their personal "boss girl" brand on social media, relying heavily on pets for their needs for deep, close friendships & community, and bingewatching Netflix on the couch sipping on various hipster brands of alchohol when off the grind. Fuppies generally only publish political views that relate with the latest trending hashtags.
Many fuppies go into fields such as marketing, HR, content creation, tech and law. You may have worked with one.
I'm a boss girl not a "fuppie." I'm a boss girl not a "fuppie." I'm a boss girl not a "fuppie." #girlgrind #stoptheshade

*tries on glasses* "How do these look?" Friend: "Looks too fuppy with those. Here try these instead!"
by humb1 December 7, 2023
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German underground word which means masturbation / fapping.
It got most votes on Langenscheidt's jugendwort.de website in 2014 but the jury banned fappieren because image boards like the german pr0gramm and 4chan pushed the word.
Wir fappieren nachts. (We are fapping in the night.)
Bernd fappiert den ganzen Tag. (Bernd is fapping the whole day.)
by german_slang December 13, 2015
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1. A backwoods southern term commonly unknown to city folk relating to a distance that equals about 2-3 miles.
2. A distance slightly farther than a piece.
City boy: "Hey, how do I get to Big WillyBob's Ho-down?"
Hick: "Well, ya' go down this here road a piece er two then yer gunna make a lefty at the corner with the scarecrow and go on fer a 'bout two-a-furpiece. Can't miss"
City boy: "Um...thanks? ......wtf is a furpiece?"
by morbidlyangelic February 21, 2009
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