The Funnel

Funneling is the act of a group of friends effectively getting a particular girl to disregard them and tell her what she wants to hear in order to "funnel" her to a certain other friend . The opposite of cock-blocking. Often associated with the term "wingman", this maneuver generally incorporates multiple wingmen acting as a single unit working towards the same ultimate objective; to get a buddy laid.

This maneuver is never to be used to funnel the DUFF to another buddy, but can be used to dump her on an unsuspecting douche bag.

"Ok guys, we gotta give this broad The Funnel. That nigga Glasgow hasn't had pussy in a coon's age.

by Zac Glasgow September 1, 2008

Funnel

n.:a device including a funnel and 3 ft hose used in consuming a large quantity of beer in a small quantity of time
v.:the act of funneling

Funnel this everclear. It's awesome.

by steve-o October 12, 2003

Funnel

Somebody who drinks water and pees at the same time

I'm a major funnel in the bathroom right now.

by WorldRenownedJolfer October 30, 2011

funnel

21st Century evolution of the party funnel. The "Chuggler".
www.chuggler.com

see "chuggler"
see www.chuggler.com

by Mr. C March 18, 2005

Funnel

A woman's vagina.

Jaysus Lisa, let us roger yer funnel, will ya?

by mickybee August 11, 2008

Funneling

The use of a funnel to insert objects into a persons anus for stimulation and pleasure.

Dude, not all Asian girls are into funneling baby eels.

by notshok October 15, 2010

funnel

a device in which you drink beer from

"omg...did you see how fast she funneled that can of beer?"

by mary February 24, 2005