funjaculate

To reach a point of climax by performing a task or experiencing a moment of fun or joy.

He enjoyed the Tool concert so much, the hypnotic melodies caused him to funjaculate at that very instant.

by Kyyoung April 26, 2006

fauxjaculate

fauxjaculate, noun, fó-jac-úláte 1.The act of bringing ones self to the brink of ejaculation then pausing for a brief period of time before finishing yourself off. This process yields much higher pleasure levels as well as a larger volume of ejaculate. This method can be used repeatedly depending on the mental fortitude of the ejaculator. see also; Procrasturbate.

Randolf fauxjaculated four times before nutting up the toilet in anticipation of his hot date with Ms. Spencer.

by Biginuf2500 January 10, 2014

farjaculate

The action of farting whilst ejaculating, not to be confused with the fart that sneaks out while peeing in a urinal. Typically found in drunken males while fornicating but can be found in in females. Also not to be confused with a queef in females.

Bryan was embarrassed when he farjaculated all over Kristin.

by Madka June 21, 2010

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating

"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"

by Niki February 8, 2005

femjaculate

When a hoe orgasms to the point that she explodes all over the accompanying party.

Dude, that girl totally femjaculated all over me.

by The Original Master December 27, 2007

Funiculate

To travel upward, somewhat reluctantly.

Past tense: funiculated.

Reluctantly, like my son lurching toward a time-out, I funiculated up the cracked cement stairs and hailed a taxi.

by UberDigi July 9, 2009

Funiculate

To travel up or down the side of a mountain in a funicular vehicle.

The group of boys funiculated up the hill when they got in the funicular.

by coolio579 August 25, 2011