folder

A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who neatly folds the toilet paper over itself before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a crumpler.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a folder.

by thecrumpler July 2, 2006

folder

Generally ( by gangsters and old rap artists ) refers to a criminal record. They use this to make people shut up.

Person : Hello, do you li---
Gangster : yo what you doin' gettin' all up in my shit, bitch I ain't got time fo' dis' shit, I gotta go get the needle fo' what I done. so get outta here and put it on my folder fool.

by castle21 March 2, 2014

folder

Container for organizing and storing files.

See: file.

I have all the files in a folder in my desk.

I copied all the files to a new folder.

by dipso January 7, 2004

folder

Someone who folds, using spare computer capacity.
A contibutor to Stanford University's Folding at Home project.

As you have such a powerful computer, and don't use it a lot, why not become a folder?

He's some folder: seven PCs folding and he wants to build three more!

by logicman_alf September 21, 2008

folder

defecation -a 'def' that tries to exit the toilet bowl sideways, causing double thickness and extending the joy of its' visit for a second flush.

cut me a flop and tried to flush, but it was a fucking folder! i had to baby-sit it for another go-round!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

folder

Opposite of a wadder

You wouldn't have stopped up our shitter if you would have folded

by dell January 22, 2005

folder

a tool used to keep you're pornographic pictures safe from you're parents and guardians

My folder is under my mattress for safe keeping.

by diggy99 March 5, 2016