floppy

When one cannot get hard when a girl is trying to give said man a blowjob.

When Taylor got on her knees, she noticed Ben was still floppy.

by TrendMaster June 7, 2009

floppy

A type of computer disk, often 3.5''.

"I have a floppy in my pocket."
"Whatid you say?"
"I mean a floppy disk you linear-minded fuck."

by Dave March 23, 2004

floppy

a state of being where you are very out of it, but in a chaotic and silly way. Usually caused by being tired/working for too long. Can be both mental and physical (floppy movement)

“god, we were all so floppy by the end of that 5-hour rehearsal, Grace was rolling on the floor and Maggie couldn’t stop giggling at everything”

by s302937 March 2, 2021

floppy

Also known as a relaxing wang, or one that is not erect

Hit her with the floppy, not the bona!

by pro-nun-see-A-shun May 24, 2003

floppy

n. An unusually long, hanging clitoris.

"Does that stripper have a really tiny dick?"
"No, man, that's just a floppy"

by dlm454 December 14, 2008

floppy

a women with big fat tits

sally was on a trampoline her tits were oh so floppy

by rs March 28, 2004

floppy

1. mostly found in new jersey, this type of male is generally malnourished, over 6'0 tall with a slight suggestion of muscle tone. also comes with a comically large cock thanks to the pharm-laced new jersey water system. usually unemployed. always great in bed.

got fucked by a floppy last night. i love life.

by fourcarats December 7, 2010