morally flexible

Not adhering to a certain set of principles, instead morally adapting to the situation at hand.

"When Mary was wealthy, she was against theft, but now that she's poor, she is a thief. I guess she is morally flexible."

by Catherder March 1, 2017

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

flexible elbow

The ability to lift alcoholic drinks to your mouth on a rapid basis.

Randy was pounding Miller Genuine Drafts last night. He had a very flexible elbow

by ryguy77 December 24, 2019

Flexible Hungarian

The sexual act of sucking your own dick, while thinking about the Trianon Treaty.

Dude, Ádám can pull the Flexible Hungarian

by Hungarian Jedi December 6, 2017

Flexible Barry

A dude that is willing to sell out his friends (and even his country) for wholly personal gains, but must delay selling out until his circumstances change.

When the bank pressed him for more info on the house’s history as a meth lab, he told them there was nothing to worry about and that he’d give them an inspection report after the deal closed. Turned out the house was a meth lab for ten years. Flexible Barry really made out well on that one.

by VladLovesBarry November 22, 2019

Flexible Leisure Trousers

Stretch pants with an elastic waistband allowing for excessive consumption of food without hindering the expansion of ones stomach.

Worn mostly by males, however some womens clothing offers the same benefits.

May be abbreviated FLT.

I am sure glad I had on my flexible leisure trousers when I ate the triple patty hamburger with double the meat and a super sized value meal, otherwise my pants button would've shot across the room.

by Michael Silver May 17, 2009