flasses

Glasses that do not contain prescribed lenses, usually found on the shelves of your local Dollar General. worn by women who want to look sophisticated or cop out of putting on make-up/doing hair.

"check her out, she is totally sporting flasses"
"those can't be real, they are deffin. flasses!"

by Pyrotastic January 1, 2008

flasses

obscenely large sunglasses that cover up most of the face, worn to be "fashionable" or worn by a butterface to decieve men.

Guy 1: Hey, look at this dime piece over here.

Guy 2: Don't get to excited, those flasses gotta be hiding something.

by nickred October 29, 2008

Flassing

Treating a girl like shit in order to manipulate her into finding you attractive, at least for a day or two. You completely disregard the females feelings to control her.

Sohil, you were flassing too hard back there, I thought she was going to slap the shit out of you.

by Dyingforsleep November 24, 2012

Flass

1) A flat ass

Person 1: "Oh my goodness look at that skinny bitch!"'
Person 2: "Haha, yeah, look at the flass!!!"

by forwhatitsworth July 1, 2009

Flass

Simply when one has a flat ass. Hence Flass.

That girl has quite the Flass!

by Roy Michin May 18, 2015

Flass

Having a small butt

She's gotta flass dude..

by Salmontiddy December 28, 2016

Flass

Flat ass

She has a flass.

by Hshshgsgdgdhdh February 20, 2015