family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"

Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.

by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011

family jewels

Testicles; balls; nuts etc..

Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.

by jambone nahasapeedapentalon August 8, 2003

family jewels

Man's bat and balls!

Ohhhhhh my family jewels.

by none March 6, 2004

family jewels

A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc.
There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!

i got kicked on my family jewels.

by bigmo April 9, 2005

family jewels

the latest AC/DC DVD

Hey dude, do you own the Family Jewels DVD yet? By AC/DC?

by Chandler Sorrells July 16, 2008

family jewels

johnson, jimmy, scrotum, nutsack, nuts, goal area, goalline, manhood. The area in general, subdue to damage when not properly cared for.

No further explanation.

by Saints September 22, 2003

family jewels

Uhm arent males the only ones with Testicals? I could be wrong of course ROFL.

"My Family Jewels!".....................

by RoX April 6, 2005