fagless

An insult to describe something, typically a person, that lacks fruitiness.

“Jared is so fagless for not being gay with the homies”

by NyxTheJinxed June 5, 2024

Fapless February

A way for someone to redeem themselves if they didn't make it through No Fap November.

A chance to go through the "hell" month again with 2 less days.

Self pleasure is prohibited but sexual intercourse is fine since we don't want to cockblock anyone

Guy 1: Man I can't believe you gave up No Fap November during the last week
Guy 2: Ah who cares I'll just have to redeem myself during Fapless February

by PwussyBusta November 2, 2017

Fapless

Devoid of fap or optionally porn images/videos. A single internet guy's worst nightmare.

1st guy: you.. filled your hard drive??
1st guy: holy shit <2nd guy>, empty the secret porn folder!
2nd guy: no can do
3rd guy: He will be fapless :D

by Squarefapping June 16, 2010

wispy faglestache

a hipster who has a light mustache due to either being unkempt, they find a mustache ironic, they're Parisian, or simply cannot grow a real mustache due to being ethnic. A person with wispy faglestache usually looks like they've been dirty sanchez-ed.

I spotted a Wispy Faglestache the other day at Starbucks.

OR

In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.

by djparallax December 29, 2009

fagress

A heterosexual female who favors the companionship of homosexual males. Preferable to the more commonly used phrases "fag hag" and "fruit fly" in that it affords a certain dignity, even regality, to the female in question.

"Loretta is my most trusted and valued fagress...she never, ever tires of watching "Showgirls" with me."

by bearbait September 16, 2006

fagles

A synonym for fag, or gay. Originally stems from Robert Fagles, who is heralded as the best living translator of ancient Greek Drama, and lyric poetry. In his spare time he enjoys being a fagles.

Joe: No I don't want to go to the cave.
Dan: Don't be such a fagles!
Niko: Psshh, Fagles!

by DJ Fagles October 26, 2006

fanless computer

A computer which doesn't have a fan, it is normally very quiet and can be exposed to the elements outside, but it is more prone to overheating of its components, obviously.

Look, that cool dude over there has a fanless computer,
Oh don't worry about him, it will overheat eventually
LOL. Not Really

by FICKPICK November 26, 2017