A medical condition of the hands and/or wrists resulting from excessive masturbation. Symptoms include numbness, tingling, and, in extreme cases, the afflicted's hand and fingers becoming permanently formed into a claw-like appendage.
by CapnCratch September 4, 2009
Get the Ejaculitis mug.The lethargic feeling felt approximately 10 minutes post-ejaculation.
This can be from a taxing fap session or a sweet love making.
This can be from a taxing fap session or a sweet love making.
by lbeesntdeirx September 19, 2014
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The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
by Doosin January 20, 2019
Get the Ejaculation salt mug.When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.
Aka Poe.
Aka Poe.
by S.Poe April 24, 2017
Get the Mental Ejaculation of Joy mug.Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.
by brazzee September 5, 2010
Get the post mature ejaculation mug.A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.
After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.
Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.
Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
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