drunkfap

(verb) pleasuring oneself vigorously in a completely intoxicated state, up to and including ejaculating onto oneself's face

(guy 1) Dude, did you see Kevin! He struck out with that whale at the bar.
(guy 2) Fucking guy is shittered.
(guy 3) He probably went home to drunkfap before crying himself to sleep.

by Willard12 August 7, 2012

drunknapped

when a person has already gotten significantly drunk at one place and then someone from another party comes and makes the drunk person go along with them

I was so trashed last night even before Alex drunknapped me and took me to her house.

by clknt June 8, 2011

drunkapades

also known as drunk escapades

On one of Mark's awesome drunkapades he scaled a 9 story building; good thing that he had been drinking, otherwise he'd have been too scared.

by Jana Christensen June 7, 2007

Drunkfamous

When your actions while drunk are well known to a larger audience other than your friends at the bar with you. (derived from the word 'infamous')

Example 1 - Stranger at a bar: "Hey aren't you that girl that got cut-off at the pub two weeks ago?"

Girl that got cut-off at the pub two weeks ago: "How did you know that?"

Strager: "I talked to you several times that night. You told me and my friends that you had been cut-off"

Girl: "Really? I totally don't remember that..."

Example 2 - "I'm Drunkfamous from last weekend, that guy knew I danced on the bar last Friday!"

by Drunkfamous March 2, 2009

Drunkapalooza

ridiculous drunken fest

shit son Drunkapalooza my house next weekend

by i love rib cages August 21, 2006

drunkfail

1.) Noun. Pictures of you in any generally stupid, compromising or hard-to-explain situation posted on the Internet, especially somebody else's social networking site. Such behavior usually happens under the influence of mind-altering substances, hence the term "drunk," and is almost impossible to suppress if it's funny enough.

2.) Noun, as above except: Pictures of other people acting like idiots posted on your social networking profile.

*This term is often used in conjunction with phrases such as "go die," "you asshat," etc.

3.) Verb. Describes fallout/consequences of such pictures being posted on the Internet, especially high-traffic social networking sites.

"OMG! Why did you put that drunkfail up?! You asshat!"

"Dude, I took it down already! Go die, it's not my fault you drunkfailed out of a job."

by satyrwilder January 20, 2009

drunkappella

A cappella singing while drunk. Usually happens when members from an a cappella group are together at a party, someone has a pitch pipe, or perfect pitch and they decide to sing a song from their repertoire.

(At a party):
Dlena (drunk): "Omg!! Veeraj, what note does 'Come On Eileen' start on?"
Veeraj (sober): "We are not going to sing that right now!! It will sound like crap, I don't like to participate in drunkappella!!!"
LuLu (drunk): "It starts on a B" *sings a B because she has perfect pitch*
Lexie (drunk): "I'll count off... ready... 1, 2, 3, 4..."
...Dlena and rest of group start singing, and it is crazy amazing!

by Alexandra B May 23, 2007