Masturbating, baiting, bating, fapping, beating off, flicking the bean, spanking the monkey, tossing, paddling the pink canoe, choking the chicken, flogging the bishop.
Usually this is a typo that your smartphone for some reason fails to auto-correct.
Usually this is a typo that your smartphone for some reason fails to auto-correct.
by Blaz3r January 28, 2013
Get the drucing mug.The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.
I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.
by Davester75 October 14, 2013
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The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.
Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.
by thatguyinshorts October 27, 2020
Get the micro deucing mug.when two mobIle solution employess go and drop a deuce together in the mall while racing and trash the bathroom
by yzmur May 22, 2004
Get the dual deucing mug.(v.) drinking an alcoholic substance while having sexual intercouse
(n.) druck: one who has sexual intercouse while intoxicated with alcohol
(n.) druck: one who has sexual intercouse while intoxicated with alcohol
Trevor was laying down while I drucked the shit out of him.
I was drucking Shira and didn't spill one drop!
I was drucking Shira and didn't spill one drop!
by Trevor and Shira June 14, 2011
Get the drucking mug.The act of shitting, dropping a deuce, or taking the kids to the pool.
Also used in any variety of ways you would use the word shitting.
Also used in any variety of ways you would use the word shitting.
You got to be deucing me.
Sorry I didn't get your call, I was in the bathroom deucing up Chipotle, it was epic.
Sorry I didn't get your call, I was in the bathroom deucing up Chipotle, it was epic.
by deucerocket November 8, 2010
Get the deucing mug.A chamber constructed for the purpose of watching one's wife or husband experience an extramarital affair. May be utilized for either cuckoldry or a threesome.
Q: Where do you think the mayor's deucing chamber is?
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.
by mawhrinskell January 29, 2022
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