doucherocket

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.

"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"

by jumblebox May 1, 2008

doucherocket

douche douchebag: A rocket propelled douchebag. A douche with an extra kick. Douchebag alternative.

"Johnny is such a flaming doucherocket"

by Alexandra Cannon January 26, 2005

Douche Rocket

A person who’s douchery has no limits.

Tad said he’s gonna get a neck tattoo of some crow wings, what a fucking douche rocket.

by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack July 4, 2018

douchecockery

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans

Cut the douchecockery steve im busy

by papaelozo January 21, 2011

douche rocket

A word to describe an asshole or more commonly, a douche. There are 5 rungs of the douche hierarchy: asshole, douche, douche bag, douche nozzle and right at the top, (displaying unfettered amounts of douche), douche rocket.When someone is so douchey they can no longer be described as a douche nozzle, the big guns are brought out and douche rocket is used.

"Abe you douche rocket!!"

by mwoo September 8, 2008

doucherock

Any rock band with an annoying lead singer, run of the mill instrumentals, and fallacious lyrics.

Man, I just heard "Photograph" on the radio again today. Nickelback sure are the guru's of doucherock.

by SJB7676 September 20, 2007

douchebucket

A tosser who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.

Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)

Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!

Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?

Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.

Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013