doist

not being able to perform the simplest of tasks.

you can fuckin doist, i know you'll doist.

by disser March 10, 2008

Jeet Kune Doist

A Student or Master of Bruce Lee's martial art Jeet Kune Do.

Eric Paulson (pro MMA fighter & instructor) is a Jeet Kune Doist.

by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009

Cheat Kune Doist

Someone who tries to learn BRUCE LEE's art of JEET KUNE DO via DVDs or books rather than from a certified JKD instructor.

Brad is the best Cheat Kune Doist I have ever seen. He might even be able to defeat an actual Jeet Kune Doist!

He's Bad, he's Rad -- he's BRAD!!!

by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009

Selective Social Distancing

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

by rtalati April 14, 2020

Distance Snob

A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.

"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"

"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"

"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."

by babysue.com October 17, 2011

Distin

A Ghanaian term used to represent a word or phrase when one doesn't readily come to mind.

Your honour, this man stole my client's distin.

by Snowby August 23, 2017

Scrotal distancing

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

by tbow252 May 16, 2020